The Smartest Idiot
You’ll Meet
But… I get results so… that’s a thing.
Chapter 1: Disappointing my mom
From 0.46 GPA to $1,256 CPA.
That’s not a typo. There isn’t a missing three in front of it. Going into my senior year of high school, I had a 0.46 GPA.
I was failing basic classes while skipping school to build Counter-Strike maps with my friends. Apparently, I could spend hours figuring out how to make something work on a computer. Getting me to finish my homework was another story.
There’s no inspirational explanation for all of that. I didn’t apply myself. But the curiosity was there. So was the willingness to spend an unreasonable amount of time figuring something out once it had my attention.
Eventually, I found somewhere useful to put it.
Today, I use that same curiosity to help law firms solve a problem that being a great lawyer doesn’t automatically solve: Giving people a reason to choose you.
Chapter 2: In-house
You probably Knew My work before you knew me.
There’s a pretty good chance you’ve seen my work without knowing it was mine. I’ve spent years behind the scenes helping build the brands and campaigns of some of the biggest law firms in the country.
TopDog Law
As TopDog Law’s Director of Marketing, I worked alongside founder James Helm to build something from nothing. It was James and me versus the world: move fast, figure it out, make it happen. Whatever needed doing, we did it.
Together, we helped turn a firm nobody had heard of into a nationally recognized brand through social media and influencer marketing.
I’m grateful for that education. Building something you believe in – from the first messy idea to seeing it work – changes what you think is possible.
It’s a lesson I bring to your firm: with enough focus and dedication, you really can move mountains.
Pond Lehocky
Pond Lehocky was a different world: a huge, established firm with rules, approvals, and considerably more people to CC.
I brought that same scrappy mentality and learned to work within a bigger operation. Getting bold ideas across the finish line took more planning, more collaboration, and occasionally another meeting. The structure sharpened the ideas, and the results got better. Together, we built social media from scratch into a national presence generating hundreds of cases a month.
Turns out, you can make some noise without setting off every alarm in the building.
Chapter 3: Honing My Skills
Back to the Drawing Board
Working at TopDog Law and Pond Lehocky taught me a hell of a lot. I’d helped build two very different brands, and I knew I was pretty damn good at what I did. But I wanted to do more than help one firm grow from the inside. I wanted to do it for firms all over the country.
Small problem. Being great at marketing one law firm doesn’t automatically mean you can do it for fifty.
Different markets, different lawyers, different budgets, different everything. I couldn’t just copy and paste what I’d done before and expect it to work.
So I went back to the drawing board. I studied, experimented, tested, and got borderline obsessive about mastering every part of the process. I needed to get better at four things in particular.
Mastering the Math
Great marketing knows the math. I got much deeper into the economics of case acquisition. Budgets, conversion rates, lead quality, intake, and actual cost per signed case. I probably know the economics of a PI firm better than most firm owners.
Brand Versatility
Making loud, flashy brands work on social is one thing. I had to learn how to get killer results for every kind of firm, in every kind of market. Big or small, loud or quiet, from coast to coast. Different brands. Same goal. More cases.
Chapter 4: Starting VDM
Going All In
Eventually, I decided it was time to put my money where my mouth was.
In 2024, I teamed up with a few marketers I had a ton of respect for, and we started Very Decent Marketer. The idea was pretty simple: build an agency that actually delivers on all the big promises every other agency loves making.
Turns out, that’s easier said than done. Our first year was rough. Really rough. Plenty of expensive lessons, sleepless nights, and moments where I wondered what the hell I’d gotten myself into.
But we figured it out. And once we found our footing, things got pretty ridiculous.
These days, it feels like every month is our best month ever. And the part I’m most proud of? Across the board, our clients are putting up some of their best numbers too.
That’s the whole point. Our success should be a direct result of theirs. Not the other way around.
Chapter 5: Stacking the Deck
The Unfair Advantage
Here’s something I didn’t fully appreciate when we started: the more firms I work with, the better I get at working with every single one of them.
I’m now approaching 30 law firm clients across the country. Different markets, different brands, different budgets, and a ridiculous amount of campaigns running at any given time.
Think about what that means.
While an in-house marketer at one firm is learning from one firm’s campaigns, I’m learning from nearly 30. I’m seeing which ideas work, which audiences respond, which creative falls flat, and which tiny changes make a massive difference.
Something I discover in Arizona might completely change how I approach a campaign in Pennsylvania.
I don’t have to wait six months to learn something another firm already figured out. I’m running experiments, gathering data, and putting those lessons to work every single day.
It’s an enormous advantage. Nearly 30 times the opportunities to learn, test, and improve.
And every new client makes that advantage a little bigger.
That’s a pretty difficult thing for any single firm, or most agencies, to compete with.
Chapter 6: The Future
What’s Next
Fuck… I don’t know. The whole legal industry is changing pretty radically. Private equity is moving in, AI is looming over everything, and nobody really knows what this business is going to look like in five or ten years. I’m not going to sit here and pretend I can predict the future. There are enough people doing that already.
What I do know is that I’m way ahead of the curve when it comes to social media. I’ve spent years building the experience, skills, and instincts that aren’t easy to replicate. And I’ve built a pretty serious moat around my business by figuring out how to produce professional, high-quality content at a speed and efficiency most agencies can’t touch. That’s not something you can just figure out overnight or throw a bunch of money at.
Will the industry change? Absolutely. Will the way we market law firms change? Probably quite a bit. But I’ve been adapting to this stuff for years, and I don’t see any reason that’s going to stop.
So I’m going to keep doing what I do. Making great content, running great campaigns, getting cases, and figuring out the next thing as it comes.
Whatever happens, I like my odds.
“Ian’s been a key part of our strategy for years. As the firm’s grown, he’s helped us figure out how to keep bringing in cases and keep growing. I hate giving him that much credit, but he’s earned it.”
Tyler Wilk
“Ian has quickly become one of the people I rely on most. His knowledge of social media is honestly ridiculous. Every hook, every format, every strategy – he knows what works, why it works, and when to use it. The results have been great, but watching him spot opportunities we would’ve never even thought of is what really sets him apart. The guy knows his shit.”
Brennan Heuser
“At the end of the day, it’s hard to tell who knows their stuff and who just has a nice pitch deck. Ian’s done this at a level nobody else has, and his results back it up.”
Lee Rudin
“I was skeptical of Ian and social media in general. I’d tried so many services and watched colleagues spend enormous amounts of money with nothing to show for it. I wondered whether this would be any different. Working with Ian might be the best decision I’ve made for my firm.”
Zac Ballin
“Everybody in this space calls themselves an expert. Finding someone who actually delivers is a different story. I don’t need another report telling me how many people watched a video. Ian’s worked inside law firms, and it shows. He understands that we’re spending this money to sign cases, and that’s what he holds himself accountable for.”
Mitch Chubb
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